Thursday, October 20, 2005

It just keeps getting better...

Today's traffic on the police scanner:

Dispatcher: "We've received a report that there's a herd of sheep loose on County Road 56."

I couldn't make this stuff up!

2 Comments:

At 5:18 PM, Blogger Desert Rider said...

Something about a herd of horny rednecks...can't finish this...

 
At 4:00 PM, Blogger Sal DeTraglia said...

Funny that this would make the police scanner. A herd of sheep stops traffic in my town twice a day, every day. The police here don't seem to care much, though...which is surprizing, since that's probably the only excitement they have each day.

Sheep. They sure do taste good, them sheep.

Never eaten a policeman, however. The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Policeman? Nah...I could never convince Helen Mirren to star in that one.

Helen Mirren. A much better actress than that chick who played Daisy Duke. What was her name again? Lisa Simpson?

Anyway, thanks for leaving a comment on my blog. The VTB readership (all three of them) were starting to worry about your lengthy absence. Now we know. You were hanging out with the governor.

Speaking of comments, I think this one has outlived its usefulness.

SALudos!

 

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